Friday, August 29, 2008

The Scientific Method Hard At Work

Initial Observation: I have to study harder and more often.
  • Hypothesis 1: The classes have more material to cover in a given chapter over a given time. Subsequently, I have more independent studying to do.
  • Hypothesis 2: The teachers are conspiring against us.
  • Hypothesis 3: This is just me complaining about having to work when there really isn't that much more work anyway.
  • Hypothesis 4: The teachers are conspiring against us.
Procedure:
  1. Go make a milkshake.
  2. Compare last year's and this year's planners for increased assignments.
  3. Record any disporportionate differences.
  4. Dance to Rhianna.
  • Observation 1: Milkshakes are cold and frothy.
  • Observation 2: My old planner is tatty and frayed.
  • Observation 3: The number of assignments is substantially different.
  • Observation 4: Umbrella is an awful song. Disturbia is significantly better.
Conclusion: Junior year is going to be substantially harder than the two years prior.

- Jonathan

1 comment:

Blondie said...

i found this rather amusing and yeah, i agree with you that the teachers are conspiring against us. I already am getting tons of homework too